November 2011
1 post
was it real?
It didn’t happen did it? Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
September 2010
1 post
March 2010
4 posts
February 2010
5 posts
Watch(via luckyiam)
jealous
26 ways to impress a girl.
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls...
January 2010
12 posts
me: have you seen what dreams may come?
friend: wet dreams may cum???!! sounds like a porno
me: DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
I’m not frightened. I’m not frightened of anything. The more I suffer, the more I love. Danger will only increase my love. It will sharpen it, forgive its vice. I will be the only angel you need. You will leave life even more beautiful than you entered it. Heaven will take you back and look at you and say: Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is love.
December 2009
17 posts
36 rules of life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried...
November 2009
12 posts
“you should do what you love, even if that means going broke for awhile, i think....”
– a very very long while…
“Nothing can compare to you first TRUE love.”
– Anonymous (via delightedhearts)